Saturday, April 11, 2009

Teeth

Sent this e-mail to my brother:

I'm pretty sure that maybe donating some money, clothes, or material necessities will do more good than prayer. It's the equivalent of the redneck couple on TV thanking God that it was a miracle that their trailer home in Kansas was spared in the midst of the tornadoes. God must have hated all the other trailers in the park.

This trailer must either have the most teeth (per capita). Otherwise, the God I know would not have spared the abomination of the ENTIRE GOD-FEARING NEIGHBORHOOD!

Surely, it must have been the teeth...


Aaron

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